Sunday, February 12, 2006

Isaac's Starlight Bar

(pipe in 70's music) Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance. (music fades)

It feels like it was only yesterday. The wife and I taking a 7 day cruise on the Pacific Princess. What a great time we had, meeting Julie, Gopher, Dr. Adam Bricker, eating at the Captain's table. Man what a hoot. But the best part of the cruise had to be The Starlight Bar. Just a nice relaxing time with everyone's favorite bartender Isaac. I even brought home a souvenir. That's right a one of a king Isaac's Starlight Bar T-shirt. Okay it's not one of a kind, but I wear it like it is. Isaac thanks man, thanks for everything.

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Jesus Talks with Socratees

Recently we here at SocraTees sat down and spoke with Jesus on how he became a Socratees spokesman.

ST: Mr. Christ, the public isn't aware of how you came to be a spokesman for SocraTees. Could you elaborate on how it came about.

JC: Please call me Jesus. Well it all started shortly after I turned water into wine. Matthew and I were just hanging out thinking of cool miracles when I was approached by someone asking if I would be happy to endorse some of their products. Since I'm Jesus, son of God I could not turn down their request. I'm all for mankind.

ST: Sounds great Mr. Christ, I mean Jesus. Have you seen all the shirts that SocraTees has and if so do you have any favorites.

JC: Yes, I've seen them all. My favorites are 'Visit Chernobyl', 'Jerry Aldini - Camp Director', and of course 'The King of Juice'

ST: Jesus thank you so much for your time. We understand you have to run. Something about walking on water? Anyway thank you so much.

JC: My pleasure, and thank you SocraTees. I can't wait to give Judas the Jesus is my Barkeep Tee.

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